Work

[Madame of Fact]

What do you do between surf sessions called "work"? Who annoys you? Did you get that memo and do you have those TPS reports?

[Sippi]

Ahhh i live the "office space" work day as a project assistant for a law firm in WPB. I have a printer that would look amazing being dropped off my 19th floor onto a porsche :D

[jaco]

come on madame.. tell them the truth ;)

[Madame of Fact]

Well, I run a small house of pleasure on the side...

there...

Happy Jaco? Now get back to work.

[2fresh]

I didn't know Jaco was working in a pleasure house, previously he worked at the horror train's amusement park so I guess he must get 1 or two pesos per day just because people have pity for him.

[Madame of Fact]

haha.

I felt pity for poor Jaco. I took him in, gave him a tattered blanket and some soup...

all I keep hearing is "sommore sir".

[2fresh]

that's right make a good slave but when I ask him to do the grocery shopping...I ask him to carry a red stripe cuz I heard that's make ugly people look beautiful. However Jaco is so ugly that I had to make him wear a mask as well

[14thStSurf]

behind a monitor - surrounded by idiots & cubicles. work. that's a joke.

[Xstar]

urnial cakes and splash guards. That's right my friends, next time you down a few beers and try to hold out for as long as you can (trying to be a man ,showing that you have a BIG bladder) then run to loo you can thank me that you don't backsplash on yourself. YOu can also say...Hey, I know the dude who makes these.

Damn...guess you just flushed out my family secret :p

[Madame of Fact]

No, no, no 2fresh... rather than wearing a mask, I make Jaco carry a Red Stripe keg. That seems to do the trick.

Real Estate marketing here. Webmaster, product design, blah blah blah. As you also know, RE agent, too. Who knows, maybe I'll use my international affairs degree one day.

[Sprocket]

Who knows, maybe I'll use my international affairs degree one day.


I thought you were in the middle of one baaawhawwhaw

[Madame of Fact]

I thought you were in the middle of one baaawhawwhaw

High five. That was a good one.

[2fresh]

mais oui monsieur

[14thStSurf]

Speaking of work, today is formally "Do not kill a co-worker Day"

[Madame of Fact]

The president of my company moved me from my gorgeous corner office to a front room because my office mate is a B*tch with a capital B.She offered me her own office, but I told her I hated the lighting in there... bad for my chi. :D Fortunately, my favorite co-worker is taking my desk and will have to deal with Negative Nancy all days while I get bribed with a larger computer screen and a much better office mate.

[oceanpotion]

I work at the fish market 2 days a week, I own a small lawn care business, and when Im not fishing for recreation I fish commercially.