100th Post

[Sprocket]

Thought I'd start a thread so you can post your 100th post here and we can see time/date when you acheived the milestone....:cool:

[Waterman]

test* i think im close but not sure


*hah no way that was my 100th post

[Sprocket]

nice timing waterman

[2fresh]

WELL I am going to post on this until I get 100

[Madame of Fact]

WELL I am going to post on this until I get 100

Nerd. I bet you wear a lab coat.

[Sippi]

He already has the glasses :D

[Madame of Fact]

I bet they say Gucci on them, too. Fruitcake.

[14thStSurf]

Nerd. I bet you wear a lab coat.
if there is nothing under the labcoat, are you still a nerd? ;)

[clambake]

My labcoat has pinstripes on it - no foolin'

[Madame of Fact]

Ok, I'll admit it. I love the black rims, the labcoat, and the scientific mind.... meow!

[Breal]

wrong forum for this kinda talk

[Madame of Fact]

sorry...I think you're just mad because I'm not talking about you ;)

[Waterman]

http://www.surfxtc.com/vbulletin/private.php:confused:

[14thStSurf]

damn, thought I talked more.. well, I made it. I need a beer after all this hard work.

[Sprocket]

Woooo do I get a prize?

[Madame of Fact]

you get to star in your own movie and you get a lifetime supply of cheese doodles.

[2fresh]

"Sprocket and the cheese doodles"....sounds like a sick movie

[14thStSurf]

as long as he's dressed enjoying his cheese doodles, may be a hit in the making :p
hell, look at some of the "award winning" crap put out already

[Sprocket]

I'm already a star and so is my cheese doodle

[Madame of Fact]

If that's what you call it, I feel very very very sorry for your wife. Bad visual.

[Sprocket]

LOL, touche

It a pleasurable size, just ask her.

[Madame of Fact]

I rather not... with the fact that you have children, it seems that your cheese doodle has done the job.

[Sippi]

I think I just choked on my own vomit...:mad:

[Madame of Fact]

I think I just choked on my own vomit...:mad:

You don't like cheese doodles?

[Sippi]

Lactose intolerant...:eek:

Nah not really...im just cleaning up my 25 page paper for class tonight and then I read about Sprocket's cheese noodle just got me all queezy.

Im definately going to get a drink after my final tonight, too many late nights with no reward.

[Waterman]

http://chosenofmystra.net/gabby/gay.jpg

[Madame of Fact]

Goodluck on your 25 pager, Sippi. I once completely bsed a 30 page anthropoligical study on Koren and Japanese culture. A+ for me!

My best advice for studying is to have a beer. It calms your nerves and gets your mind to slow down.

As far as this thread being gay, at pleasssssthe be posthitive!

[Sippi]

Yeah I had one last night as I was cleaning it up. So today I am making sure all of my documentations and the little things are up to par.

"Leadership Before, During, and After a Corporate Merger"

It is a outside point of view I had to take as a business consultant working with my firm for the last year in which Steel Hector & Davis merged with Squire, Sanders & Dempsey. At least your topic was interesting...

I could talk about differnt cultures for days but trying to create a motivated environment in a law firm where several people were fired in one day is kind of tough.

[Madame of Fact]

yeeea... as homer would say about that topic: "booooooring"

Corporate law can be said like this: trying to cover the a$$es of greedy businessmen. Mo money mo problems!

[Sippi]

Product Liability and corporate law is not the most glamorous law in the world but it pays. We represent several large pharmaceutical companies such as bayer, merck (vioxx) , etc.

I have a good view and the people I work with are amazing. Plus it is right next to school so I could hit a teacher in the head with a rock if I wanted to.

[Madame of Fact]

Ain't nothing wrong with making rent. Just let me know if they put some strange chemical in their products before you sign a confidentiality agreement! :)

[Sippi]

MY NUMERO 100 Post BIOTCHES

hum...you on medication now???

o and 2Fresh needs to get rid of all those pills. You know the ones he talks bout to make his sexual ****tail. They never talk bout the side effects :D

[Sprocket]

When I went through my divorice, i couldn't sleep etc etc. and this therapist (I went mostly to find out how to elp my son through it) prescribed me a bunch of pillst to help relieve anxiety etc. At first I was woo hoo I get to take fun pills all day, then I read about all the possible side effects, primarily sexual dysfunctiion and figured that I wasn't ****ed up enough to need that, I mean I was free and ready to sow my wild oats so limp dick was not in the vocabulary.

As it turned out I found natural remedies that did the trick without the side effects. Can't sleep = Valarian Root check it out, it's the ****!


oh, congrats on the century mark sippi.

[Sippi]

Thank ya

It took me long enough...im still learning the ways of the escape mode so coworkers dont see the true slacker side I possess.

Not really today is just really slow at work and I am focusing on this final.

[Madame of Fact]

sexual ****tail. hilarious.

He does have a lot of pills. Most of them are foreign pills with a skull and crossbones on it. You know how they are so far behind over there.

limp d:Dck... horney goat weed tends to work... so I hear.

No, I'm not on anything. I'm high on life though!

[hurlysurfer]

i was once given pain pills by doctor rosario. i think they were called perks or something? anyways I was given them after I fell off my bike last year and twisted my ankle. my dad wouldn't let me take them though, he said they were no good and took them away. for the next two weeks my dad was acting really funny.

[Sippi]

TELL YOUR DAD IT IS AN EMERGENCY, THEY MUST BE CONFISCATED TO MY MEDICINE CABINET!!!!!!!!!!!

Reminds me off all of my soccer injuries. Taking two before games and it was a blast during my junior year when I had a banged up knee.

[Madame of Fact]

Pills scare me. Too much of the unknown in that department.

It's safer to stick with god's gift to earth by means of herbal remedies! ;)

[Sippi]

Well eating mushrooms wouldnt make my knee stop throbbing...but would definately make the game more interesting

[Madame of Fact]

Excuse me! I was not talking about that. I was talking about vitamins and herbal remedies sold at an apothecary or herbal store! I would never partake in such affairs as to take mushrooms!

My feng shui book has many many pages on herbal remedies to pain. I can serve as your nurse if need be.

[Sippi]

Well i dont eat shrooms, but I was guessing a soccer game would be pretty entertaining if they did. I might need to ask Zidane what he ate before the game.

I might have to seek your council on the pain medication after some of my games.

[Sprocket]

Speaking of Shrooms. Did you hear about the whole family who died last week after eating wild mushrooms. The whole clan croaked except Grandpa who didn't feell like eating. Nine people in all. I think it was in China. I read it in the paper the other day....crazy whole family wiped out.

[xtremeandrew]

dude, what a downer...

[xtremeandrew]

I got a long way to go...

[xtremeandrew]

lame post...(30 secs later)

[xtremeandrew]

at least I'm trying.... (60 seconds and counting)

[Sippi]

You post whore Andrew...:D

Saw Ricky Bobby last night and felt right at home...Damn I wish I had a chevelle

[Madame of Fact]

You post whore Andrew...:D

Saw Ricky Bobby last night and felt right at home...Damn I wish I had a chevelle

My first classic car was supposed to be a 1971 Mach 1 in mint condition, two door fast back. By the time I had saved enough money to buy it cash, the owner let someone else make payments on it. Killed me.

2Fresh and I are supposed to see Ricky Bobby tonight... I love Will Ferrell. MORE COWBELL!

[Sippi]

First ride was a 65 Chevy C-10 Stepside that was my great-grandfathers. My grandfather and I restored it and it was a beast. Straight-6 with 3 on the tree.

"I got a chubby"

"You pirate-hooker from whore island"

[Sprocket]

I got a '65 Dodge stepside with a slant 6. Me make you good deal :)
Hell I know where there's a parts truck already IN MS. THe guy said he'd give it to me if I showed up with a trailer.

[Sippi]

Im going back to MS in a week. :p

Sprocket we have had this conv. before you and I. I love that truck you have and coming in the future I might be interested in taking it off of your hands. Next swell lets go for a sess and talk about it.

[Sprocket]

ok cool. Yeah I love it too but no time for it.....

[Madame of Fact]

If you guys make a deal, I charge a 25% referral fee. Thanks! :D


I love cars and their history. My grandfather used to find cars in the dump, restore them, and sell them. He had quite the collection, but now he just has a 37 Packard he restored himself. His friend does it now more than ever. Last time I saw them, they had a fully restored 65 Camaro for auction. Meeeow!

[Sprocket]

Wow a '65 Camaro? That's an EXTREMELY rare one indeed as only mule test cars for the upcoming yet to be named f-car were around.

First day of sale was Sept. 21, 1966 for the '67 model

[Sippi]

that would be a gem to have...

I still would like this one and its not to far from my house :P

http://www.camaros.net/classifieds/photoads/lasseter0706/index.html

with the original 302 :eek:

[Madame of Fact]

Sexy.

These cars were a part of the equation in American sex appeal back in the day. Many a baby were conceived in the backseats of such vehicles.

[Sprocket]

THat '69 is the ****e. WOnder how much he wants for that baby? Probably see it at one of the big auctions......

I was always partail to the '68 myself liked the front end better. Have you seen this beast?
http://www.officialbaldwinmotion.com/supercoupe.htm

[Sippi]

That is just rediculous...out right beauty. The only problem with that car is keeping the front wheels on the ground so you can go straight.

I like the fact that the 69 is still all original...paint and all. That is hard to come by.

I love the muscle era of cars, pop the hood and go to work. One day oh yeah

[Madame of Fact]

What I love about this era in automotive engineering is that there was no use of computer technology. Anyone could tool around long enough to fix it and the problems were mechanical.

A restored Camaro goes for at least 29k. That's what the starting bid for my Grampa's friend's Camaro went for. At the end of the auction, he said if paid for "a year of taking it easy."

[Sprocket]

Mopars are what are bringing in the big bucks now. I was at an auction in Feb and green charger went for $115K. Stupid money

[Sippi]

um wow...have restored car would be nice but not as nice as to restoring one yourself so it is your own pride and joy.

I would never pay 110K for someone else's heart and soul

[Madame of Fact]

I would never pay 110K for someone else's heart and soul

That's a good way of putting it. But... I don't know... the feel of a V8 quickly carrying my 98lb body sounds exciting.

[Sippi]

Hell 400-500 horses with 150 shot of nitrous can make a 400 pound man shiot himself.

I love the sound of a v8 just hum on the line before you rip the asphalt off the road. It just sounds better when you are the one the gave it all the horsepower. :p

[Madame of Fact]

Ricky Bobby was hilarious. I grew up knowing all the southernisms and the randomness of white trash. 2Fresh didn't get some of it, but laughed nonetheless.

[Sippi]

He had to made fun of the French guy...accent was horrible!!!

You will meet ye demise ze Ricky Booby

[Madame of Fact]

you can't deny that Sacha Baron Cohen is hilarious... especially as Ali G, Borat, and zee Austrian.

[Sprocket]

Borat rocks! I just saw Ali G for the first time over the weekend and almost peed I was lauging so hard.

[Madame of Fact]

It's hilarious. I've been a fan since da Ali G show became released in the US.

...if she cheat... I will crush her!